Horribly Unwitty

ok Tiffany Needs...
1.Tiffany needs props straight up. (ya heard!)
2.Tiffany needs to win 9 more games in a row. (ok.. what am I playing?)
3. Tiffany *Needs a slave* (yes seriously this one ROCKS!!!)
4."Tiffany needs more milk" (NO I DONT!)
5.Tiffany needs help? (That would be covered by #3 right?)

Sean, this is the fucking coolest post I have read yet!

1. Julie needs a kidney transplant.
2. Julie needs to work on her parenting.
3. Julie needs to call the artist at Black Cat Typography.
4. Julie needs to do to be successful.
5. Julie needs a team of committed people to pray for her and her ministry.

Sean...I had no idea of my needs. Thank you.

ahhhh...this is great!!! I'm going to do this and get back with ya...

1) Wendi needs to host Xtra sooner rather than later. (hell yeah!!! i wouldn't mind bein on TV!! something other than porn this time...kidding)

2) Wendi needs to sort through boxes that are full of craft stuff (somehow i don't find this one AT ALL applicable)

3) Wendi needs to be taken out for a drink (how can i argue with that!! RIGHT ON)

4) Wendi needs to wait a few years to be a successful part of the WWE (part of the WWE??? i don't enjoy getting my ass beaten on a regular basis)

5) Wendi needs a bottle of hair dye..and then she's be perfect!! (oh, if this were only true!!!)

too funny! i'm going to post on my blog about this too. (like tim did)

here is a sneak peak though. i couldn't stop at 5, they were just too good!! :-)

Amber needs a highly structured environment with plenty of supervision and attention.

AMBER NEEDS TO BE FOUND OUT!!!!!!!!!

Amber needs it now.

Amber needs the socialization and stimulation a group home would offer.

Amber needs a parent who will create positive opportunities for learning.

Amber needs two-to-three hours of therapy a day to overcome autism.

Amber needs to lose a few pounds.

Amber needs an attorney.

Amber needs some serious wardrobe assistance!!!

Amber needs to go after someone closer to her own age for a change and she needs to stop obsessing over every little thing.

Stephanie needs to buy up all of their company's stock and become head of Forrester's(maybe I do!)

Stephanie needs a committed family who can provide a supportive environment with strong daily structure and routines. (maybe that would get me off my tequila kick)

Stephanie needs to find the secret location. (I do. I really do. Could this be Chocolate land?)

Stephanie needs to control things outside of her, like her home and children, because she feels so out of control inside. ... (um, so what are they trying to say here?)

Stephanie needs a spanking, running away now since this was looked up quite a... Better not tell your hubby about that (uh, WOW)

And round and round and round we go...

You in Livonia, Michigan gave this to Tim in Philadelphia, Pensilvania, who gave this to Heather in Denver, Colorado, who gave this Kristi in Colorado, who gave this to Amy in ??? USA, who gave this to Marla in Toronto, Ontario who gave this to Andrea in Ottawa, Ontario, who gave it to me in Vancouver, British Columbia.

You probably got it from someone, too, but didn't link back, so super-nerdy me had to stop here. :)

I'm off to find out what Hillary needs now...

(Hillary needs to get back to work and stop blogsurfing, that's what Hillary needs!)

Oops, I didn't link to Kristi